The Unified Tribes of The Natufian Nation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Chief Nathaniel al-Shuqba with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.939 billion Natufians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jericho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Natufian Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Ukis a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 103,989 Ukis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,306 per year while the poor average 19,199, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Natufian Nation's national animal is the Aurochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Aurochs.

The Natufian Nation is ranked 80,074^th in the world and 6^th in The Charter for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.5 kickbacks per hour.