The Great Cavalry Battalion of The Mongol Horde is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.982 billion Mongols are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Mongolian economy, worth 124 trillion Celps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 62,703 Celps, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, sports club owners are having a moneyball, The Mongol Horde recently decided against having a capital city, and the Federal Council of The Mongol Horde has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. The Mongol Horde's national animal is the Panther.

The Mongol Horde is ranked 119,944^th in the world and 162^nd in Aeternum for Most Developed, scoring 58.25 on the Human Development Index.