The Galactic Kingdom of The Master Primotav is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Darnoc Llork with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.559 billion Primotaviens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 4,554 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,305 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the weather in Vatomirp is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primatism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 9,307^th in the world and 1^st in Novian Galaxy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 159.56 kickbacks per hour.