The Galactic Kingdom of The Master Primotav is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Darnoc Llork with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.178 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 4,753 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 196,619 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primatism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 308,669^th in the world and 12^th in Novian Galaxy for Nicest Citizens, with 0.24 average smiles per day.