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Largest Black Market: 1,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,429thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,085th
The Overlord's Muse of
Mother Knows Best State
There is more to life than what you see in front of you
Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Master Primotav

Population11.479 billion

CapitalVatomirp
LeaderOverlord Darnoc and Queen Vee
FaithDarnocism

CurrencyGold
AnimalBogaphant

The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.479 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 194,300 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Primotaviens, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Bogaphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darnocism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 177,295th in the world and 10th in Glass Gallows for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.11 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Black Market: 1,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,429thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,519thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,148thLargest Retail Industry: 5,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,410thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,353rdHighest Economic Output: 6,474thHighest Average Incomes: 6,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,777thLargest Governments: 8,957thMost Devout: 9,422ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,091stBest Weather: 13,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,217thMost Developed: 14,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,408thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,693rdMost Cultured: 17,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,511th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Master Primotav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Master Primotav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : The Master Primotav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : The Master Primotav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Primotaviens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, disputed territories across Glass Gallows are being claimed by Primotavien college students.

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