The Conglomerate Crime State of The H Corporation is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by CEO Arcadius Iza with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete absence of social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.888 billion H People live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The H District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient the H Corporation economy, worth a remarkable 5,515 trillion H Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 397,107 H Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,069,043 per year while the poor average 41,093, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and CEO Arcadius Iza can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The H Corporation's national animal is the H Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalist Values.

The H Corporation is ranked 329,396^th in the world and 385^th in 10000 Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 0.17 average smiles per day.