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Rudest Citizens: 114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 300th
The Corporate Anarchy of
Anarchy
For the right price my body is yours!
CEO Micaela Andersen Cannon
Influence
Power
Founder / The H Universe
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The H Corporation

Population4.971 billion

CapitalThe H District
LeaderCEO Micaela Andersen Cannon
FaithCapitalist Values

CurrencyH Dollar
AnimalH Animal

The Corporate Anarchy of The H Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Micaela Andersen Cannon with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.971 billion H People live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The H District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient H Corporation economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion H Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 400,005 H Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,972,508 per year while the poor average 46,214, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The H Corporation's national animal is the H Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalist Values.

The H Corporation is ranked 1,069th in the world and 1st in The Multiversal Tavern for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,894.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
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Rudest Citizens: 114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 300thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 361stMost Efficient Economies: 530thMost Armed: 585thMost Avoided: 587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 601stFattest Citizens: 639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 748thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 866thHighest Average Incomes: 976thHighest Crime Rates: 1,024thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,058thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,069thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,415thLargest Mining Sector: 1,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,564thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,599thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,235thSmartest Citizens: 2,278thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,284thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,342ndMost Secular: 2,360thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,460thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,812thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,096thLargest Black Market: 3,367thMost Inclusive: 3,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,245thLargest Governments: 4,782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,189thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,131stMost Patriotic: 8,623rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,275thHighest Economic Output: 9,740thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,629thNudest: 11,711thTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 24,567thHighest Drug Use: 25,335th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, The H Corporation has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, corporations feel proud all year round.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : The H Corporation's influence in The Multiversal Tavern fell from "Superpower" to "Power".

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