The Dormant Corporate Empire of The H Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Vivian Xander Abel Hendrix with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.483 billion H People live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The H District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient H Corporation economy, worth 627 trillion H Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,904 H Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 997,208 per year while the poor average 43,478, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in H Corporation restaurants, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The H Corporation's national animal is the H Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalist Values.

The H Corporation is ranked 224,303^rd in the world and 10^th in The H Region for Most Primitive, scoring -573.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.