The 1st Corporate Empire of The H Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Josiah Fernandez Gamble with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.544 billion H People live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The H District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient H Corporation economy, worth 299 trillion H Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 194,213 H Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,907 per year while the poor average 44,446, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Nation-building is the new national pastime, selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South H Animal Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The H Corporation's national animal is the H Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Values.

The H Corporation is ranked 54,645^th in the world and 27^th in First World Order for Highest Economic Output, with 299 trillion Standard Monetary Units.