The Crimson Mandate of The Grene Knyght is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.517 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 7,687 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 341,390 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the nation's skies are now a wasteland, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marxism.

The Grene Knyght is ranked 15,510^th in the world and 5^th in Cinderia for Largest Populations, with 22.5 billion capita.