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Most Inclusive: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 121stHighest Food Quality: 125th
The Alien Lullaby of
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The Grene Knyght

Population12.148 billion

CapitalNevermore
LeaderZombie James Connolly
FaithMarxism

CurrencyBourgeois Skull
AnimalTentacled Abomonation

The Alien Lullaby of The Grene Knyght is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.148 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 288,248 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and the new intercity submarine SSN Tentacled Abomonation Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers. Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

The Grene Knyght is ranked 252,775th in the world and 54th in Cinderia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -31.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 121stHighest Food Quality: 125thNicest Citizens: 159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 161stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 169thMost Cultured: 183rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 240thMost Pacifist: 248thMost Advanced Public Education: 300thSmartest Citizens: 361stLargest Publishing Industry: 391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 408thMost Secular: 418thMost Rebellious Youth: 494thLargest Welfare Programs: 498thMost Beautiful Environments: 552ndSafest: 558thLargest Governments: 614thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 708thHighest Poor Incomes: 786thMost Efficient Economies: 949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,395thMost Developed: 1,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,784thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,917thHighest Average Incomes: 2,492ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,741stBest Weather: 4,016thHighest Economic Output: 4,226thRudest Citizens: 4,919thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,414thLowest Crime Rates: 7,756thNudest: 9,611thTop
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Most Influential: 14,562ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,304thMost Income Equality: 15,391stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,280thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,448thHighest Drug Use: 24,396thMost Patriotic: 25,080th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, the new intercity submarine SSN Tentacled Abomonation Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : The Grene Knyght voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mount Seymour".
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.

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