The Ottonian Federation of The Fanboyists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elphrid with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 40.59 billion Fanboyists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottonia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fanboyistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,763 trillion Iron Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,361 Iron Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fanboyists's national animal is the Olifant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Some Real Weapons-Grade Weebery.

The Fanboyists is ranked 7,626^th in the world and 5^th in Ajax for Most Cultured, scoring 128 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.