The Hell am I of The Craggo Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Sheldon with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.029 billion Craggians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crygoatilous. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The very strong Crag economy, worth 244 trillion Shiny Aquamarines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,685 Shiny Aquamarines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to The Craggo Republic's border, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, immigrants who don't like the taste of Crag Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and Insanity has been named as The Craggo Republic's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Craggo Republic's national animal is the Cragback Lobster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Insanity.

The Craggo Republic is ranked 42,272^nd in the world and 81^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.