The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkïz with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.307 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saràmkadôl. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 8,962 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 354,156 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 12,412^th in the world and 2^nd in Pony Realms for Largest Populations, with 25.3 billion capita.