Population | 19.943 billion |
Capital | Sarāmkadôl |
Leader | King Sakub Anangåkīz |
Currency | Urist |
Animal | Giant Mole |
The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkīz with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.943 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarāmkadôl. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 6,715 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,714 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and populations of two-headed Giant Moles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 490th in the world and 2nd in Pony Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 496 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, populations of two-headed Giant Moles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : The Candy Of Bottles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.