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Healthiest Citizens: 59thMost Developed: 60thLongest Average Lifespans: 67th
The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Underground living, and proud of it!
Influence
Superpower
Security Officer and Successor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Candy Of Bottles

Population19.943 billion

CapitalSarāmkadôl
LeaderKing Sakub Anangåkīz

CurrencyUrist
AnimalGiant Mole

The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkīz with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.943 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarāmkadôl. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 6,715 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,714 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and populations of two-headed Giant Moles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 490th in the world and 2nd in Pony Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 496 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 59thMost Developed: 60thLongest Average Lifespans: 67thSafest: 95thLowest Crime Rates: 161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171stLeast Corrupt Governments: 176thHighest Food Quality: 199thMost Inclusive: 279thSmartest Citizens: 352ndLargest Publishing Industry: 372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 373rdNicest Citizens: 434thMost Cultured: 490thMost Pacifist: 494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 498thBest Weather: 528thLargest Governments: 581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 612thHighest Poor Incomes: 774thMost Beautiful Environments: 790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 865thMost Secular: 1,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,195thMost Efficient Economies: 1,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,650thHighest Economic Output: 1,940thHighest Average Incomes: 1,967thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,003rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,529thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,841stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,584thMost Patriotic: 5,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,722ndMost Influential: 7,953rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,146thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,774thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,767thMost Income Equality: 23,360thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,586th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, populations of two-headed Giant Moles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : The Candy Of Bottles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.

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