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Healthiest Citizens: 113th Most Inclusive: 172nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 175th
The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Underground living, and proud of it!
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Handshaker
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The Candy Of Bottles

Population10.497 billion

CapitalSarāmkadôl
LeaderKing Sakub Anangåkīz

CurrencyUrist
AnimalGiant Mole

The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkīz with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.497 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarāmkadôl. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,363 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 168,656th in the world and 46th in Pony Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.18 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 113thMost Inclusive: 172ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 175thSafest: 186thNicest Citizens: 238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 247thMost Pacifist: 332ndMost Developed: 344thLowest Crime Rates: 347thLongest Average Lifespans: 408thHighest Poor Incomes: 482ndMost Cultured: 515thLargest Publishing Industry: 550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 561stSmartest Citizens: 622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 754thLargest Governments: 813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,025thBest Weather: 1,081stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,559thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,947thHighest Average Incomes: 1,981stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,530thHighest Economic Output: 3,659thMost Efficient Economies: 4,282ndMost Secular: 4,875thMost Influential: 5,639thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,298thMost Stationary: 7,351stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,460thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,177thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,661st
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : The Candy Of Bottles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : The Candy Of Bottles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Atlantic".
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.

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