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The Candy Of Bottles

Population12.33 billion

CapitalSarāmkadôl
LeaderKing Sakub Anangåkīz

CurrencyUrist
AnimalGiant Mole

The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkīz with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.33 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarāmkadôl. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 3,735 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,955 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 61,284th in the world and 28th in Pony Lands for Most Authoritarian, with 890.18 milliStalins.

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Most Developed: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 81stLongest Average Lifespans: 83rdSafest: 135thMost Inclusive: 139thMost Compassionate Citizens: 157thNicest Citizens: 210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 214thLowest Crime Rates: 217thMost Pacifist: 328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 379thMost Cultured: 462ndSmartest Citizens: 480thLargest Publishing Industry: 480thHighest Poor Incomes: 527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 542ndLargest Governments: 557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 669thBest Weather: 733rdLargest Welfare Programs: 990thMost Efficient Economies: 1,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,751stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,880thHighest Average Incomes: 1,918thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,197thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,321stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,481stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,812thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,881stMost Secular: 2,889thHighest Economic Output: 3,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,801stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,775thMost Influential: 5,960thMost Stationary: 6,743rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,014thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,841stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,170thMost Income Equality: 18,125thLargest Populations: 20,548th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Candy Of Bottles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : The Candy Of Bottles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Candy Of Bottles, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.

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