The Queendom of Thalamascia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Orca population. The cynical population of 26.249 billion Thalamascians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thalamascian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Pontiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,710 Pontiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, a major religion has been named as Thalamascia's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Thalamascia in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thalamascia's national animal is the Orca.

Thalamascia is ranked 193,480^th in the world and 31^st in Esportiva for Fattest Citizens, with 9.45 Obesity Rate.