The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.534 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 14,056 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,693 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them. Crime is totally unknown. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teaberry is ranked 5,355^th in the world and 287^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,197.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.