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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 203rd
The Northern Hinterland of
Democratic Socialists
Pithy Latin phrase.
Hattix XI
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Teaberry

Population33.776 billion

CapitalNew Rossyth
LeaderHattix XI

Currencybra strap
Animaltrout

The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.776 billion Teaberries are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 10,540 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,070 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Teaberry is ranked 7,693rd in the world and 1st in Fylkirvegr for Rudest Citizens, with 116.83 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 203rdSmartest Citizens: 204thMost Secular: 214thMost Inclusive: 327thHighest Economic Output: 386thMost Rebellious Youth: 432ndMost Developed: 524thLargest Governments: 527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 580thLongest Average Lifespans: 603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 670thLowest Crime Rates: 771stHighest Poor Incomes: 780thHealthiest Citizens: 837thLargest Information Technology Sector: 880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 970thSafest: 1,215thLargest Populations: 1,248thMost Cultured: 1,299thMost Efficient Economies: 1,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,832ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,837thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,260thBest Weather: 2,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,916thNicest Citizens: 3,232ndMost Pacifist: 3,586thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,019thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,762ndRudest Citizens: 7,693rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,884thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,317thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,665thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,316th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teaberry endorsed The Independent republic of Dylan Murdoch.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • : Teaberry was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, large sections of Teaberry have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Teaberry voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Freedomanica, Ittonia, Lycadia, Farusian, Svizrra, World Union States, and Dylan Murdoch.

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