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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 227thMost Secular: 255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 313th
The Northern Hinterland of
Left-Leaning College State
Pithy Latin phrase.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population40.585 billion

CapitalNew Rossyth
LeaderHattix XI

Currencybra strap

The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hattix XI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.585 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 12,269 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,322 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, visiting the best Teaberran restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and trout are considered a delicacy. Crime is totally unknown. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teaberry is ranked 206,365th in the world and 8,321st in Balder for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34.22 on the Rand Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 227thMost Secular: 255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 313thSmartest Citizens: 354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 468thMost Rebellious Youth: 496thHighest Economic Output: 510thMost Inclusive: 615thHighest Food Quality: 626thMost Beautiful Environments: 689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 908thMost Developed: 1,045thHealthiest Citizens: 1,078thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,122ndLargest Populations: 1,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,401stMost Cultured: 1,468thBest Weather: 1,498thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,950thLargest Governments: 2,286thSafest: 2,288thNicest Citizens: 2,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,774thRudest Citizens: 2,992ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,367thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,476thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,517thMost Pacifist: 3,537thMost Efficient Economies: 4,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,590thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,644thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,346thTop
Most Influential: 15,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,372ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,048th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionSafest: 98th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 134th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 298th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 353rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 421st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 459th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 495th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 580th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,179th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teaberry was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Teaberry voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Teaberry was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Teaberry applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, trout are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, visiting the best Teaberran restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Teaberry's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.