The Federal Republic of Talentiert is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Bowyer with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 1.633 billion Talented Peoples of Talentiert are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Begabten. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong A Citizen of Talentiert economy, worth 112 trillion Talents a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,961 Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Talentiert's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Global Methodist Church.

Talentiert is ranked 256,614^th in the world and 123^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,895.08 Standard Monetary Units.