The Collector of the forgotten of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ser Ghezz with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.045 billion MaChens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient AkMaChenian economy, worth an astonishing 16,016 trillion card pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 470,446 card pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the AkMaChenian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, the horniness of the great-horned Sabretooth Tigre is considered a national priority, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tigre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a Faith.

TalAkMaChen is ranked 1,947^th in the world and 2^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Nicest Citizens, with 71.77 average smiles per day.