The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ser Ghez with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.635 billion MaChengs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akmachenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,302 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 394,708 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

TalAkMaChen is ranked 1,086^th in the world and 2^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 168.22 law-abiding acts per hour.