The Queendom of Suzieland is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16 million Suzielandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Suzielandian economy, worth 371 billion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,208 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and Suzieland City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suzieland's national animal is the Flying whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Suzieland is ranked 146,695^th in the world and 2,348^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 410.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.