The Dai Paxi Sahdom of Suriyanakhon is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Caofa Neeraporn Shah with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 13.201 billion Suriyanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moeng Tawan. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Suriyanakhonian economy, worth 555 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,089 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and all the playground's a stage for Suriyanakhonian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suriyanakhon's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravadashi'a.

Suriyanakhon is ranked 78,466^th in the world and 649^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,647.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.