Population | 7.795 billion |
Capital | Chiang Rai |
Leader | Piyaporn Suriyavong |
Faith | Shia Islam |
Currency | baht |
Animal | elephant |
The Mueang of Suriyanakhon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Piyaporn Suriyavong with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.795 billion Suriyanakhonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiang Rai. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Suriyanakhonian economy, worth 320 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,093 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suriyanakhon's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shia Islam.
Suriyanakhon is ranked 30,101st in the world and 721st in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon changed its national faith to "Shia Islam".
- : Suriyanakhon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
- : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.