The Suriyyid Sultanate of Suriyanakhon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Piyaporn Suriyavong with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.265 billion Suriyanakhonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiang Rai. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Suriyanakhonian economy, worth 380 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,093 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suriyanakhon's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Suriyanakhon is ranked 239,647^th in the world and 4,851^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 41,093.58 Standard Monetary Units.