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Nudest: 1,266thMost Devout: 12,548thNicest Citizens: 19,221st
The Mueang of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Serenity and strength
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Rare

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Suriyanakhon

Population3.838 billion

CapitalChiang Rai
LeaderSida XII
FaithTheravada

Currencybaht
Animalelephant

The Mueang of Suriyanakhon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sida XII with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.838 billion Suriyanakhonese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiang Rai. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Suriyanakhonian economy, worth 106 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 27,628 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Suriyanakhon, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suriyanakhon's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada.

Suriyanakhon is ranked 61,407th in the world and 8th in Zentari for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 103.06 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Nudest: 1,266thTop
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Most Devout: 12,548thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 19,221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,501st
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suriyanakhon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Suriyanakhon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Suriyanakhon altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Suriyanakhon.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Suriyanakhon, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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