The Mueang of Suriyanakhon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sida XII with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.046 billion Suriyanakhonese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiang Rai. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Suriyanakhonian economy, worth 111 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 27,628 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Suriyanakhon, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suriyanakhon's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada.

Suriyanakhon is ranked 48,227^th in the world and 7^th in Zentari for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.66 bananas ingested per day.