The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 7.702 billion proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,235 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 2,116^th in the world and 12^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.59 law-abiding acts per hour.