The United Republic of Sunemia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Camilla Bayou with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.645 billion Sunemians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nashai. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sunemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion Sunemian marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,755 Sunemian marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Sunemian beach towns "the fine coastline", guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Sunemia, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and public caravans smell like litter boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sunemia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sunemia is ranked 305,564^th in the world and 59^th in International Democratic Union for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.