The Republic of South Covello is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chompers McChewChew Goat-Kart McPhee with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 19.171 billion South Covellans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goat Cheese City. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Covellan economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion liberos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,366 liberos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private law firms are unheard of, prison is a nightmare, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown. South Covello's national animal is the dancing goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No official religion only goats.

South Covello is ranked 291,048^th in the world and 40^th in Esportiva for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,188.65 Standard Monetary Units.