The People's Republic of Socialist Gestachia is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.667 billion Gestachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naegreea. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Gestachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Gegoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,459 Gegoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Socialist Gestachia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Gestachia's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.

Socialist Gestachia is ranked 260,297^th in the world and 14,645^th in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 133 billion Standard Monetary Units.