Population | 2.708 billion |
Capital | Naegreea |
Faith | Militant Atheism |
Currency | Gegoin |
Animal | Octopus |
The People's Republic of Socialist Gestachia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.708 billion Gestachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naegreea. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist Gestachian economy, worth 487 trillion Gegoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,195 Gegoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Socialist Gestachian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Gestachia's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.
Socialist Gestachia is ranked 15,076th in the world and 4th in Valley of Peace for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,161.87 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Socialist Gestachian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Socialist Gestachia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Socialist Gestachia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, all beauty contests have been banned.