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Most Secular: 1,317thSafest: 2,580thLowest Crime Rates: 3,351st
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Enshrined under the unity of the Blue Star
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Socialist Gestachia

Population2.708 billion

CapitalNaegreea
FaithMilitant Atheism

CurrencyGegoin
AnimalOctopus

The People's Republic of Socialist Gestachia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.708 billion Gestachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naegreea. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Gestachian economy, worth 487 trillion Gegoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,195 Gegoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Socialist Gestachian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Gestachia's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.

Socialist Gestachia is ranked 15,076th in the world and 4th in Valley of Peace for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,161.87 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Secular: 1,317thSafest: 2,580thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,351stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,570thMost Developed: 5,009thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,754thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,834thLargest Governments: 6,101stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,556thMost Armed: 6,740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,159thHealthiest Citizens: 7,611thSmartest Citizens: 7,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,962ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,839thMost Conservative: 9,929thLargest Mining Sector: 11,288thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,156thMost Patriotic: 12,715thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,372ndMost Authoritarian: 13,905thMost Inclusive: 14,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,961stHighest Average Incomes: 15,021stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,076thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,611thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,789thMost Efficient Economies: 24,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 29,073rdMost Income Equality: 30,471st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Socialist Gestachian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Socialist Gestachia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Socialist Gestachia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Gestachia, all beauty contests have been banned.

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