The Grande Vederacione of Smatania is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Awasi Kayoso with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.641 billion Smatani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burkao. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Smatani economy, worth 399 trillion Dwalus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,290 Dwalus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, fruit pickers with degrees in Smatani Black Falcon psychology are a common sight, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smatania's national animal is the Smatani Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lejeunism.

Smatania is ranked 180,916^th in the world and 1,346^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 329.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.