The Socialist Federal Republic of Slyakanya is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vovkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.897 billion Slyakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Akchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,665 Akchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Aleksandr Vovkov is wearing this season, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slyakanya is ranked 302,042^nd in the world and 4,412^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.