The Socialist Federal Republic of Slyakanya is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vovkov with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.174 billion Slyakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,945 trillion Akchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,665 Akchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slyakanya is ranked 52,446^th in the world and 607^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 77.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.