The Kingdom of Slyakanya is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Nikolay III with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 978 million Slyakanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostow-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth 77.8 trillion Yupiys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,517 Yupiys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, prison visits increase substantially during election years, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Slyakanya is ranked 30,114th in the world and 1,530th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,206.91 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Slyakanya, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Slyakanya, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
- : Following new legislation in Slyakanya, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
- : Slyakanya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by
The Grand Commonwealth of Black Spears.
- : Slyakanya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Slyakanya, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Slyakanya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
- : Following new legislation in Slyakanya, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Slyakanya, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 485 » 
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