The Kingdom of Slyakanya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nikolay III with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 1.621 billion Slyakanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth 136 trillion Yupiys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,955 Yupiys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, Nikolay III's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, and it is a silent spring in Slyakanya. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slyakanya is ranked 30,221^st in the world and 1,447^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 10,548.5 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.