The Social-Democratic Paradise of Slavstonia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Kazuhito Yamashita with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 929 million Slavstonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indograd. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavstonian economy, worth 142 trillion Pages a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,058 Pages, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Slavstonia, being Kazuhito Yamashita has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, there's a mortuary next to every Slavstonian restaurant, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavstonia's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Slavstonia is ranked 187,811^th in the world and 179^th in The Dominion of Order for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.