The Republic of Siuslal is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 787 million Siuslalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The thriving Siuslalian economy, worth 65.9 trillion leaves a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,783 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Siuslalians, the treehouse in Mermaid Park is the tallest building in Siuslal, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Siuslal's national animal is the mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Siuslal is ranked 19,483^rd in the world and 8^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,846.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.