The Empire of Sitno Carstvo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Regency with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.767 billion Sitno Carstvoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novi Pitholm. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sitno Carstvoan economy, worth 320 trillion Carstvo Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 85,182 Carstvo Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Regency's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Sitno Carstvo, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sitno Carstvo's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Srpska pravoslavna crkva.

Sitno Carstvo is ranked 131,497^th in the world and 59^th in Nordic Lands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.