Nordic Lands RMB

WA Delegate: The Imperial Main Province of Copenhagen Metropolis (elected )

Founder: The Norræn Heiðinn Keiserrike of Askerike

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd Most Influential: 24th Most Nations: 141st+19
Largest Black Market: 338th Highest Economic Output: 816th Largest Publishing Industry: 870th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,152nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,183rd Fattest Citizens: 1,203rd Highest Average Incomes: 1,229th Smartest Citizens: 1,331st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,414th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,523rd Most Cultured: 1,541st Largest Mining Sector: 1,599th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,710th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,740th Largest Governments: 1,807th Most Avoided: 1,821st Highest Poor Incomes: 1,845th Healthiest Citizens: 1,873rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,941st
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Nordic Lands!
Founded: May 18th, 2010
100 Nation Milestone: Nov. 3rd, 2010
200 Nation Milestone: Mar. 16th, 2014
Featured: Nov. 17th 2011, Sept. 24th 2012 and May 28th 2013

If you have any questions or concerns of any kind feel free to telegram the Founder or the Delegate.

Administration: Askerike
Foreign Affairs: Copenhagen Metropolis

For immediate administrative concerns please email

Nordic Lands news
LinkMAP For inquiries on the map please contact our map editor, Jomsberg

(You can lay claim to unoccupied land once you've been in the region for 14 consecutive days)

Embassies: Central Eastern Europe, International Western Union, One big Island, Strategos Prime, Astyria, and Norrland.

Tags: Role Player, World Assembly, Independent, Social, Map, Featured, Offsite Forums, and Large.

Regional Power: Very High

Nordic Lands contains 93 nations, the 141st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in Nordic Lands

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Nordic Lands is ranked 17,367th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Land of Ark DominaIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail Ark Domina”
2.The Kingdom of DobrovskPsychotic Dictatorship“Jag faller, jag får”
3.The Republic of BeelzebubDemocratic Socialists“Hail satan”
4.The Kingdom of NordoyaBenevolent Dictatorship“Vi Vil Tåle”
5.The Kingdom of Kingdom of FaroeFather Knows Best State“ Tú alfagra land mítt”
6.The Dominion of NikklundCorrupt Dictatorship“Wer isli da Stigándr”
7.The Rogue Nation of NikolangradFather Knows Best State“Free to fight, fight to be free”
8.The Dominion of SerracusIron Fist Consumerists“A puppet of Copenhagen Metropolis”
9.The Dominion of CaephiusIron Fist Consumerists“A puppet of Copenhagen Metropolis”
10.The Free Land of Armoured BearsFree-Market Paradise“We are Urss”
1234. . .910»

Regional Happenings


Nordic Lands Regional Message Board

The Borderlands of Risastorstein wrote:Hi!
I come up with an idea: if we can create our own nations, why not use a constructed language too? Especially on the message board, this will add a special atmosphere to our Region :)
If you agree with that, let me expose my idea: we should begin with something easy to put in place, in short, a kind of language using solely English words but the writing system would make it look like a Scandinavian idiom. Of course, a version with specific graphemes should be the official one. We can use polls for this.
For example, here's the same previous message, written in a sort of "Scandinavian English":
Hij Nórdikmän!
Ij kum up wið en Ijdíer: if wie ken kriéjt ayer eyn Néjschense, wij not juus er Kenstrúktidlángyige tu?
Ispäschelie on ðer Mäsigeborrd, ðis wil ad er späschel Átmesfier ty ayer Ríegen :)
If jy egríe wið ðat, lät mie ikspeyse mij Ijdíer: wie sched bigín wið súmthing iésie ty pyt in plejs, in schort, er kijnd ov Lángyige júusing séylli Inglisch Wärdse bet ðer Rijtingsístim wed mejk it lyk lijk er Skandinéivjan Ídiem. Ov kors, wie wil have ty tschuuse witsch Verschen wið spesífik Graphiems sched bie ðie efíschel uun. Wie ken juuse ðer peylse fer ðis.

Wouldn't that just make it impossible to understand each other? If I can't read what people are saying in the RMB I might as well not read it. Sorlovia uses Russian as its national language, so if I were to start writing in Russian it would make it that much harder for anyone to understand my posts - unless I provided an English translation after every comment.


So I have to say no too, it's a nice idea but it's totally impracticable. I mean the entire point of the RMB, as Sjaelland has already said, is to be able to quickly talk to and understand each other.

Foreign languages would just make that impossible.


The Free Democratic Republic of Aboveland wrote:I thought the exact same thing. Risastorstein go back and read Mexipines' rambling posts and tell us if you can make out what he means.

Lol,I would give myself a B-

Whallhall and Sorlovia

I just wanted to let you all know I'm still around, I've just been busy - hence no postings. I'm still keeping up to date though so I hope to be more active when real life gets quieter!

Aboveland, Sorlovia, and Mexipines

Post self-deleted by Eylandia.

The Free Pirate State of Eylandia wrote:I just wanted to let you all know I'm still around, I've just been busy - hence no postings. I'm still keeping up to date though so I hope to be more active when real life gets quieter!

Sorry for the delete - I typo-ed horrendously. What I meant to say was:

And on a side note, I remember years ago debating with someone on here who was defending President Bush Jnr's record. I was very harsh on the Bush at the time. But you know, watching the inauguration today it finally clicked (after some thinking between then and now) that maybe Bush wasn't so bad overall. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that it's ok to change your opinion with time!

Whallhall, Sorlovia, and Mexipines

Frimia is now the most average country in Nordic lands.

Mexipines and Beljalasphere

The Republic of Frimia wrote:Frimia is now the most average country in Nordic lands.

Wow I am 5th!:D

Hey, we can use this website:

Ohh, God I was thrown out from my favorite pub last night. It wasn't even because I was too drunk, it was because I might've peed in the wrong place =D


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