The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.606 billion Parfuhmerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 9,412 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,637 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 93,502^nd in the world and 60^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,277.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.