The Socialist People's Republic of Shreminov is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Artyomov Meretskov with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.553 billion Shreminovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovskoy. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Shreminovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,078 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 227,119 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and Rovskoy's back alleys are rife with sausage eating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shreminov's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Shreminov is ranked 4,807^th in the world and 11^th in Declansburg for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,423.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.