| Population | 30.768 billion |
| Capital | Beograd |
| Leader | Vojislav Ljubicic |
| Currency | Serbian Dollar |
| Animal | two headed eagle |
The Federation of Serbian_Soviet_Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vojislav Ljubicic with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.768 billion Serbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth an astonishing 11,339 trillion Serbian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,563 Serbian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian_Soviet_Union's national animal is the two headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Serbian_Soviet_Union is ranked 619th in the world and 29th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 12,379.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Serbian_Soviet_Union's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- :
Serbian_Soviet_Union's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in
Serbian_Soviet_Union, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.



























































