The Federation of Serbian_Soviet_Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vojislav Ljubicic with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.976 billion Serbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 8,643 trillion Serbian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 360,492 Serbian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Serbian beaches, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian_Soviet_Union's national animal is the two headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serbian_Soviet_Union is ranked 220,437^th in the world and 1^st in Adriatic for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.