The Serene Pergamese Kingdom of Seleucid Pergamon is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Michael IV Timόtheos with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.647 billion Pergamese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metarini. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Seleucid Pergamonian economy, worth 957 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 89,915 drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,382 per year while the poor average 23,957, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seleucid Pergamon's national animal is the snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pergamese Orthodox Church.

Seleucid Pergamon is ranked 169,161^st in the world and 8^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 211.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.