The Most Serene Kingdom of Seleucid Pergamon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Michael IV Timόtheos with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.907 billion Pergamese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metarini. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Seleucid Pergamonian economy, worth 666 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 84,239 drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,215 per year while the poor average 22,119, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seleucid Pergamon's national animal is the snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pergamonic Orthodox Christianity.

Seleucid Pergamon is ranked 252,016^th in the world and 17^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Extreme, scoring 10.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.