The Pink Wonderland of Scotsgale is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Queen Anastasia with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.297 billion Scotsgaleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anastadt. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scotsgalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Scotsgalean Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,618 Scotsgalean Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kindhearted Scotsgaleans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, and legend has it Queen Anastasia's shower singing echoes through the halls of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scotsgale's national animal is the Scotsgalean Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Lioness.

Scotsgale is ranked 69,092^nd in the world and 39^th in Britannia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 7,702.87 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.