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Largest Insurance Industry: 799thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,387th
The Holy and Corporate Empire of
Father Knows Best State
לפּחות איר געפרוווט
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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ElephantWarriorsUnite

Population17.395 billion

CapitalElephantium City
LeaderBarack SF Churchill
FaithElephafism

CurrencyPond
AnimalElephant

The Holy and Corporate Empire of ElephantWarriorsUnite is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Barack SF Churchill with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.395 billion ElephantWarriorsUniteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elephantium City. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ElephantWarriorsUnitean economy, worth a remarkable 3,391 trillion Ponds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,956 Ponds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit", a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ElephantWarriorsUnite's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Elephafism.

ElephantWarriorsUnite is ranked 241,156th in the world and 8,064th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 2.85 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 799thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,387thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,899thMost Avoided: 2,139thFattest Citizens: 2,429thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,587thLargest Mining Sector: 2,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,124thMost Devout: 3,161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,531stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,663rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,853rdHighest Economic Output: 3,975thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,148thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,658thLargest Black Market: 6,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,715thHighest Average Incomes: 7,246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,609thMost Influential: 7,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,660thLargest Retail Industry: 11,323rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,453rdLargest Populations: 11,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,045thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,893rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,125thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,420thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,806thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,162ndMost Stationary: 21,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,854th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 108th in the regionFattest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Avoided: 124th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 152nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 180th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 259th in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionLargest Populations: 269th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 271st in the regionLargest Black Market: 297th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 361st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 480th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 580th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 611th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 722nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 725th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 796th in the region

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