The Republic of Saint Neots is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President Alice Weston with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.157 billion St Neotsens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eynesbury. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient St Neotsen economy, worth a remarkable 2,594 trillion St Neotsen dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,352 St Neotsen dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

President Alice Weston's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Neots's national animal is the cocker spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saint Neots is ranked 37,023^rd in the world and 1,418^th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,803.85 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.