The State of Saint Neots is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister James Walsh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 5.154 billion St Neotsens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eynesbury. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient St Neotsen economy, worth 975 trillion St Neotsen dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,347 St Neotsen dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, Prime Minister James Walsh is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saint Neots's national animal is the cocker spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Neots is ranked 7,046^th in the world and 2^nd in United Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 141,931.85 Standard Monetary Units.