The Fallen Monarchy of Saint Asperes is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Shahniln I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.108 billion Saint Asperesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Èl Reno in the Archduchy of Ansberg. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Asperesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Coller ₡s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,990 Coller ₡s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Saint Asperes and have breakfast in Bigtopia, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Asperes's national animal is the Black Eagle- Águia Negra, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Asperesian Christianity.

Saint Asperes is ranked 109,041^st in the world and 145^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Populations, with 7.11 billion capita.