The Constitutional Empire of Rohane Alista is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Eminence Jasmine Turak with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 29.437 billion Rohanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calihain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rohanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,609 trillion Namis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,575 Namis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Rohanian democracy, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohane Alista's national animal is the Rohanian Destrier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rohane Alista is ranked 1,736^th in the world and 2^nd in Mystria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,001.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.