The Constitutional Empire of Rohane Alista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Eminence Jaciob Stephenson with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.846 billion Rohanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calihain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rohanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,404 trillion Namis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,750 Namis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Mystria are never on time for important appointments, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohane Alista's national animal is the Rohanian Destrier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rohane Alista is ranked 7,286^th in the world and 1^st in Mystria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,755.47 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.