The Constitutional Empire of Rohane Alista is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Eminence Jaciob Stephenson with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 14.408 billion Rohanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calihain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rohanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,748 trillion Namis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,788 Namis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and they say that His Eminence Jaciob Stephenson's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohane Alista's national animal is the Moo Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rohane Alista is ranked 68,627^th in the world and 26^th in Mystria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,226.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.