The Esportivan Undertakers of Robostania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Pelly Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.198 billion robostanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innisfree. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robostanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion NSDS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,571 NSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, schoolchildren seeking entertainment have been told to go fish, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robostania's national animal is the Rubber Headed Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margertism.

Robostania is ranked 30,835^th in the world and 20^th in Esportiva for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.07 years.