The Esportivan Undertakers of Robostania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Pelly Nicholas with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.175 billion robostanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innisfree. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robostanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion NSDS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,639 NSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robostania's national animal is the Rubber Headed Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margertism.

Robostania is ranked 91,473^rd in the world and 26^th in Esportiva for Highest Drug Use, scoring 190.77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.