The Esportivan Undertakers of Robostania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Pelly Nicholas with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.205 billion robostanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innisfree. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robostanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion NSDS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,911 NSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robostania's national animal is the Rubber Headed Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margertism.

Robostania is ranked 219,791^st in the world and 48^th in Esportiva for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.11 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.