Population | 10.513 billion |
Capital | Innisfree |
Leader | Pelly Nicholas |
Faith | Margertism |
Currency | NSD |
Animal | Rubber Headed Peafowl |
The Esportivan Undertakers of Robostania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pelly Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.513 billion robostanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innisfree. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Robostanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion NSDS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,285 NSDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, when you fly on Air Robostania you win a seat or you die, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robostania's national animal is the Rubber Headed Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margertism.
Robostania is ranked 71,204th in the world and 42nd in Esportiva for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Robostania's influence in Esportiva rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Robostania, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
- : Following new legislation in Robostania, when you fly on Air Robostania you win a seat or you die.
- : Robostania's influence in Esportiva rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Robostania relocated from Balder to Esportiva.
- : Robostania was refounded in Balder.