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Most Secular: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 62ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd
The People's Grand Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Risottia

Population38.165 billion

CapitalMilan
LeaderGranduc Marc Primm

Currencyghell
Animalwatersnake

The People's Grand Duchy of Risottia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Granduc Marc Primm with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.165 billion Risottians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Risottese economy, worth an astonishing 14,143 trillion ghells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 370,598 ghells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Risottia's national animal is the watersnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Risottia is ranked 5,161st in the world and 79th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 62ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 192ndSmartest Citizens: 281stHighest Economic Output: 368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 384thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 499thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 563rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 663rdRudest Citizens: 1,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,084thSafest: 1,128thMost Inclusive: 1,290thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,325thHighest Average Incomes: 1,413thMost Patriotic: 1,530thLargest Populations: 1,793rdHighest Food Quality: 1,965thMost Efficient Economies: 2,438thMost Developed: 2,594thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,034thLargest Governments: 3,039thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,908thLowest Crime Rates: 5,161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,369thHealthiest Citizens: 5,881stLargest Retail Industry: 6,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,400thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,441stMost Influential: 12,912thTop
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Most Cultured: 16,209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,211th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 168th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 232nd in the regionMost Cultured: 243rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionMost Average: 296th in the regionMost Stationary: 316th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 332nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Risottia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Risottia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Risottia, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.

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