Population | 38.165 billion |
Capital | Milan |
Leader | Granduc Marc Primm |
Currency | ghell |
Animal | watersnake |
The People's Grand Duchy of Risottia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Granduc Marc Primm with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.165 billion Risottians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Risottese economy, worth an astonishing 14,143 trillion ghells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 370,598 ghells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Risottia's national animal is the watersnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Risottia is ranked 5,161st in the world and 79th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.42 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Risottia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Risottia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.