The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 48.542 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 16,034 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,315 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, artists are pillars of society, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.

Rhanukhan is ranked 306,940^th in the world and 40^th in F7 Cliches and Community for Fattest Citizens, with 1.16 Obesity Rate.